Suck It! Milkshake Greeting Card
I have rainbow sprinkles and you don't! Idiot!
This card is emphatic while still charming and chocolate flavored. Drop one in the mail to send to the IRS with your tax return, or maybe to an ex, or those loud neighbors...
WITH LOVE AND ICE CREAMY AFFECTION OF COURSE.
It is printed with archival pigment inks on heavyweight, matte paper. The card is blank on the inside and it comes with a coordinating A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope.